SNL’s – The Anal Retentive Chef Hosts Martha Stewart

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The Anal Retentive ChefHave you been vaccinated?
Martha StewartYes
The Anal Retentive ChefHave you had your full booster series?
Martha StewartWell two of them, I have to wait until next month to get the last one
The Anal Retentive ChefWell then, I’m afraid I can’t let you on the show.
Martha StewartWhat?! – But I’ve been in quarantine for weeks!
The Anal Retentive ChefI’m sorry, those are the rules
Martha StewartWell isn’t there anything we can do? I have my own show to do too you know
The Anal Retentive ChefWell, I suppose we might be able to work something out…
Cut to Martha climbing in and trying to do a cooking show in a hazmat suit with him freaking out about her making a mess and contaminating things which he then has to tripple bad and label bio-hazard, etc
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