| Character | Lines | |
| The Anal Retentive Chef | Have you been vaccinated? | |
| Martha Stewart | Yes | |
| The Anal Retentive Chef | Have you had your full booster series? | |
| Martha Stewart | Well two of them, I have to wait until next month to get the last one | |
| The Anal Retentive Chef | Well then, I’m afraid I can’t let you on the show. | |
| Martha Stewart | What?! – But I’ve been in quarantine for weeks! | |
| The Anal Retentive Chef | I’m sorry, those are the rules | |
| Martha Stewart | Well isn’t there anything we can do? I have my own show to do too you know | |
| The Anal Retentive Chef | Well, I suppose we might be able to work something out… | |
| Cut to Martha climbing in and trying to do a cooking show in a hazmat suit with him freaking out about her making a mess and contaminating things which he then has to tripple bad and label bio-hazard, etc | |
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