J. Peterman – Elaine’s Boss on Seinfeld
| Character | Lines |
| J. Peterman | It reminds of the time I was a toeheaded farmboy in the deserts of Tatooine… I had just returned from the Valley where I was attacked by sand peaople… Luckilly I was saved by Old Ben Kenabi, the man I had gone to find. I returned to my Uncle’s and Aun’t sub surface Dome to find them dead sitting in the Breakfast knook charged from the blasts of sand person’s or as ben suspected, storm troopers… |
| Elaine | That wasn’t you, that was Luke Skywalker! |
| J. Peterman | It reminds of the time I was Dog sledding in the frozen tundra of Alaska, they called me the “Tarzan of the Tundra” |
| Elaine | But I thought you were a toeheaded farmboy in the deserts of Tatooine? |
| J. Peterman | That’s another story |
| Elaine | You’re just a frameing device |
| J. Peterman | Quite |
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