Muppet Show for Adults Intro with Kermit and Pepe the King Prawn
| Character | Lines |
| Kermit | King Prawn did you tell Miss Piggy the show starts in 5 mins? |
| Pepe the King Prawn | Yes Kermit |
| Kermit | where you able to get the costumes altered? |
| Pepe the King Prawn | Yes Kermit |
| Kermit | what about the boom in the rafters is that locked down? |
| Pepe the King Prawn | Yes Kermit |
| Kermit | Start the Music? |
| Pepe the King Prawn | Yes Kermit |
| Kermit | Light the Lights? |
| Pepe the King Prawn | Yes Kermit, Yes Kermit, Yes Kermit |
| Kermit | Did you make sure everyone dressed Up right? |
| Pepe the King Prawn | Yes Kermit |
| Kermit | I want this to be the most sensational, inspirational, muppetational… |
| Pepe the King Prawn | Yes Kermit, Yes Kermit, Yes Kermit |
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