Pats and Eddie Travel to California to find Eddie’s long lost Gay Son’s Twin. They go to post apocalyptic Hollywood Pats lands her own reality civilization makeover show.
| Character | Lines |
| Pats | Darling your son called from New York, it turns out he has a twin on the west coast. I didn’t know you had twins Darling |
| Eddie | Neither did I |
| Pats | Well how could you not know Darling? |
| Eddie | Well sweetie I was a groupy following the Greatful Dead. It was the summer of love that lasted 3 years. I was on so many drugs Darling I hardly remember any of it, I may have gone through a portal or something to some caprica cylon breeding program thing. I was in stirups Darling, in and out of consciousness, poppin them out Darling. |
| Pats | Well anyway my agency said we could do a reality show to pay for the trip, we could have a little family reunion of sorts. |
| Eddie | What show would you be doing darling? |
| Pats | My Agency set it up, the working title is “Civilation Make Over with Patsy Stone”. |
| Eddie | “Civilization Make Over” Darling? |
| Pats | Yes Darling you know how horrible the architecture is in LA, apparently a riot got out of hand and its such a mess, they want to remodel the whole city. I’ve already booked the flight and your bags are already packed in the limo. What do you say darling? |
| Eddie | Well there is also this commune I always wanted to check out |
| Pats | Commune Darling? |
| Eddie | Well it’s more like a resort darling they offer massages, and classes in meditation, yoga, psychic healing and wellness |
| Pats | Wellness darling? |
| Eddie | Yes its a thing darling |
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